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"I need something to constipate my mouth."
- Nadya Suleman (a.k.a. "Octomom")

After the U.S. lost 8.36 million jobs over a two year period from December of 2007 through December of 2009, our economy has recovered 1.12 million jobs as a result of the Federal Reserve and U.S. government spending $4.6 trillion on bailouts and stimulus programs. That is over $4 million spent for each job created. Instead of bailing out Wall Street and allowing non-productive bankers to receive record bonuses, the U.S. could have sent a check for $550,000 to each middle-class American who lost their job.
- National Inflation Association (NIA)

"In an infinite fractal of rotation, how do you define the center? Every point is the center. You are the center of the universe observing the universe from your very own center. Wherever you pick a point of observation in the fractal, that point becomes the center from which you're observing the universe. That point becomes stillness. Why stillness? Because in that point now, all the spins of the universe cancel out.… You need stillness to have a frame of reference for rotation… And that's how singularity occurs. Singularity is the point at the center of your experience of the universe, that is the point of stillness from which you're observing the universe."

-Nassim Haramein

"There is a physical place inside your heart that has a singularity. Your heart has a little cavity between the two ventricular, and that little cavity has the highest electromagnetic field of your body, and can be measured up to eight feet away from you; and that's the battery of life that keeps your heart going. When you die, that singularity is no longer present, and I think that is why there is a bunch of weight that goes missing when people die. The weight is the result of that singularity curving space-time, creating a gravitational effect that we call weight."

- Nassim Haramein

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

- George Carlin

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

- Arthur Schopenhauer

Opportunity is at your command. All you need to do is direct a focus. It is like a magnifying glass: Channel what you want to bring into your life, and focus it to burn off what you don't.

"Physical concepts are free creations of the human mind, and are not, however it may seem, uniquely determined by the external world."

-Albert Einstein

"The human being may be no more real than is a cinematograph film. When the projected light is switched off all that remains is a blank screen. That which has been projected by light was a series of 'stills'. Such also is what is being projected by 'life'. The more you consider the analogy the more perfect it seems to be: it could help us to understand."

- Wei Wu Wei

"You know how people are. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it."

- Calvin

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

- Berthold Auerbach

Politics is the art of obtaining money from the rich and votes from the poor on the pretext of protecting each from the other.

- Oscar Ameringer

"It is pleasant to have been to a place the way a river went."

- Thoreau

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

-Bob Hope

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

- Sigmund Freud

The French have launched their own version of Google called Quaero. You just type in the subject you’re interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.

- Amy Poehler