"Cause I gotta tell you the truth folks, I gotta tell you the truth...when it comes to bull shit,
big time, major league bull shit, you have to stand in awe of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: Religion. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man.. living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day, and the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of these special things he has a place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time....but he loves you...he loves you. He loves you and he needs MONEY, he always needs money. He's all powerful, all perfect, all knowing, and all wise, somehow, *click*, just can't handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more...now, you talk about a good bull shit story: holy shit."

- George Carlin